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texassmile05
  • Town/Country : Iredell, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 November 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1259
  • Number of comments : 22
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About texassmile05 : My name is Ashley, and I love to live my life having a blast! =) That is all you need to know, minions.

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Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11491) - you deserved it (49671)

On 06/03/2009 at 6:06am - work - by failedmusician (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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