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  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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testtest2's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the memory card our engagement photos were taken on has been corrupted, so all the images are lost. The guy who took the pictures said that this has never happened to him in the eight years that he's been a photographer. FML

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML


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On 09/13/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30922) - you deserved it (3922)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML


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On 07/20/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Lana (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with 5 other women. FML


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On 02/26/2010 at 7:39pm - misc - by 0867142 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15652) - you deserved it (36146)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by zinka - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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