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Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
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On 02/25/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by burning balls of fuck this - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that my sister, who's claimed for the past six years to be lesbian, has become straight. She's now dating the guy that I've liked for two years. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 9:48am - intimacy - by samanthalynn12 - United States
Today, I found out the memory card our engagement photos were taken on has been corrupted, so all the images are lost. The guy who took the pictures said that this has never happened to him in the eight years that he's been a photographer. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by shs (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML
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