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About terryln1994 : I'm 18 and a high school graduate. I love my boyfriend. I love going to the beach shopping txting talking on the phone going for long car rides and going to the beach cuddling watching movies and getting my nails done and going to get tan. I love my family so much. I love to cheerlead play volleyball softball and soccer.
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Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Friday 2 October 2015