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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1947 (68 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1046
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About terryaly : What type of beard I am having ? any guesses ? 😂

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Visits<b>HarshD9619</b> - 40 minutes ago<b>cutycat136</b> - 5 hours ago<b>krakalacka</b> - 12 hours ago<b>AndyPurdy</b> - yesterday at 12:59pm<b>kissmeImawkward</b> - yesterday at 8:42am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:23pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:34am<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:49am<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:05am<b>aznmuffin44</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:26pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:02am<b>ilovefood17</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:33pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:13pm<b>breezybry8996</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:59pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:00pm<b>gunnerette</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:47pm<b>arasx0</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:40pm<b>katebond</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:11pm

Fucked!<b>kissmeImawkward</b> - 24 hours ago<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:06am<b>mandygrl25</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 6:27am<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:07am<b>tiffanyslapp</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 5:49am<b>vampy719</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 4:49am<b>ToxxicNeko</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 4:21am<b>Georgiecan</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:17pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 6:58am<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 4:24am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 8:54am<b>hellowisaid</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 11:51am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 4:53am<b>triple666__</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 9:05pm<b>Birdie18</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 6:34pm<b>ilovefood17</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 1:05am<b>skylerisis</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 5:16pm<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 2:35am

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Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML

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