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  • Number of visits : 1681
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About terror_twins : I'm Sami.
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Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9059) - you deserved it (63030)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40962) - you deserved it (26906) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (8733)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -



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