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Today... I freaked out wen te remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in te rain trying to open te door. Unsure of wat to do next... I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put te key in te door". I ad forgotten about tat option. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9051) - you deserved it (63014)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -



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