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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 January 1998 (17 years)
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About terrible_things : I like video games, math, and extreme sports. I'm also quite odd.

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Today, mah boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. big fat FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by WTF (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I had to slowly explain to mah best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's!! FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by baffled (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today,hile I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticd a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walkd away. When I approachd her, she askd me if my friend was single. FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at mah job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". fat FML

#20031862
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On 08/20/2012 at 12:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML

#20031656
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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Taday I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl looool who reads while taking dumps. FML

#20031031
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On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakouthen I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail mah boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested cuz he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today after years of bad blood mah husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about mah pregnancy his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him his wife called the police and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today... I climbd the tree in mah backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I endd up getting stuck... an instead of immediately getting help... mah wife startd laughing an recording me. The video is now crculating on Facebook... an mah new nickname is ( Hawkeye. ) FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)

today in te middle of te store, my daugter pointed at my belly and loudly announced tat se was going to ave a broter. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weigt. mega FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday At The Water Park, Grandmother's Boob Slipped Out!! Every Time I Close Eyes, I See Her Dangling Breast In Mind!! FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:25am - misc - by JMG - United States

Today, I Found Out That My Six Year Old Cousin Has A Raging Crush On My Boyfriend. She Lives Acros The Street And Watche From Her Window 4 His Car To Appear In Front Of My House. She's Indicated That She'll Stop At Nothing Until He's Hers. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML



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