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About terrible_things : I like video games, math, and extreme sports. I'm also quite odd.
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Today,hile I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticd a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walkd away. When I approachd her, she askd me if my friend was single. FML
Today, at mah job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". fat FML
Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML
Taday I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl looool who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today after years of bad blood mah husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about mah pregnancy his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him his wife called the police and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
Today... I climbd the tree in mah backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I endd up getting stuck... an instead of immediately getting help... mah wife startd laughing an recording me. The video is now crculating on Facebook... an mah new nickname is ( Hawkeye. ) FML
Today, I Found Out That My Six Year Old Cousin Has A Raging Crush On My Boyfriend. She Lives Acros The Street And Watche From Her Window 4 His Car To Appear In Front Of My House. She's Indicated That She'll Stop At Nothing Until He's Hers. FML
Friday 27 March 2015