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teotsi

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3104
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About teotsi : Youtuber from Greece!
I also play the guitar.
Don't hesitate to contact me

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teotsi's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke ma nose trying to pop a zit!! FML

#21168348
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (20712)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having lunch with mah fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" an kept eatinghile the other smrked. When mah fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

#21164912
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55127) - you deserved it (7985)

On 06/06/2014 at 11:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

today I overhered someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in fir a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I pipd up, "Better hope they fine something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, an the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML

#21134153
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16583) - you deserved it (67513)

On 05/08/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was glud to the toilet all day , gushing fountains of crap , due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

#21130490
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41359) - you deserved it (10525)

On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I decided to face one of my fears. I've never had a brthday party, out of fear that nobody would come. I sent out a mass text inviting people out for my brthday, trying to sound casual. The only replies I received were along the lines of ( Who the hell's this? ) FML

#21127076
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40254) - you deserved it (4357)

On 04/30/2014 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

2day an old guy phond the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he think it's vandalism. FML

#21125786
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45657) - you deserved it (3562)

On 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I walked in on ma broter saving is nuts , all wile giggling like a maniac and seemingly ig out of is mind . FML

#21117346
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (5053)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could fine was some kind of Mexican fruit drink but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and putted her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26422) - you deserved it (44617)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday after ten years... our sewing machine broke. My mom trid to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

#21115731
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (3683)

On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monster in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

#21112742
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35161) - you deserved it (25628)

On 04/14/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by tinytiny1124 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

#21107817
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (43286)

On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT MY THREE CLOSEST ONLINE FRIEND R THE SAME PERSON: MY OBSESSIVE EX. I MET ALL THREE BEFORE HE AND I EVEN STARTED DATING. FML

#21105963
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41184) - you deserved it (5304)

On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working at a coffee shop. I was serving a customer when a cockroach appeard out of nowhere, and I screamd. Customers aren't supposd to know about the bugs so I had to lie and say I spilld coffee on myself, and servd the customer while I felt the bug climbing up my leg. FML

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me an was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. Hishole gang had gotten mugged,hich he somehow blamed me for. FML

#21102946
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49156) - you deserved it (6069)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)



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