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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 271
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tellie1990 : In airforce but headed back home to wi to start studying nursing.

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Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML


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