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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1622
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About telli164 : Thoryn || 19 || NZ --> AUS
“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
― Roald Dahl

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telli164's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37123) - you deserved it (11239)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44685) - you deserved it (2977)

On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32314) - you deserved it (15597)

On 08/01/2014 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54834) - you deserved it (5367)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML


I agree, your life sucks (42137) - you deserved it (3631) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51759) - you deserved it (4532)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, my wife tried to report our neighbor's yard sale to the Better Business Bureau. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38124) - you deserved it (4530)

On 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm - money - by dumbwifehappylife (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59716) - you deserved it (4363)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36291) - you deserved it (3029)

On 12/08/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33184) - you deserved it (6577)

On 10/21/2013 at 2:53am - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55058) - you deserved it (5211)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27275) - you deserved it (39137)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46000) - you deserved it (6311)

On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

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