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Today, I was caugt skinny dipping by te police!! Wit te arresting officer's daugter!! FML

#18035123
148 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today,hilst trying on a pair of jaans , I got my ganital caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (8958)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today,hilst trying on a pair of jaans , I got my ganital caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
284 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML

#18030878
161 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today , I found mah ( lost ) bicycla in mah bast friand's garaga!! I'va baan having to catch two busas to gat to work fir tha past faw months!! FML

#18029940
71 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship !! FML

#18029239
93 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today at mah job in a nursing home the State Department of Health inspectd us during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamd that I always hurt her. This was the frst time that I'd ever seen her. FML

#18028466
56 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, I mishered a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh an nodded mah head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, on mah first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention!! Turns out he just moved here from Romania!! mega FML

#18014852
235 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure" . Her husband was in the room . FML

#18014569
190 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom . The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort . I ignord him and finishd up . I turnd around to be greetd by his rd swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is mah penis supposd to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . at my job in tha cosmatics dapartmant.. . I was halping a customar find somathing to har tasta . Sha said.. . "I want a lipstick lyk you . Somathing that says.. . 'I'm a bitch'." big fat FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (5909) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today... I took the train to visit mah parents...hich arrives late at night. As I was getting off... the cute guy in front of me looked out the window... then turned to me and said... "Doesn't that guy out there give u the creeps?" That guy was mah dad. FML

#17996578
109 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by DaddysGirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

todayhile jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange an trying to talk to 3 little grls. I joggd over to their mother an looool warnd her about a 'werdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'werdo' is the woman's disabld brother. big fat FML



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