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Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML
Today at mah job in a nursing home the State Department of Health inspectd us during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamd that I always hurt her. This was the frst time that I'd ever seen her. FML
Today, on mah first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention!! Turns out he just moved here from Romania!! mega FML
Today, I was in a public restroom . The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort . I ignord him and finishd up . I turnd around to be greetd by his rd swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is mah penis supposd to look like this?" FML
Today.. . at my job in tha cosmatics dapartmant.. . I was halping a customar find somathing to har tasta . Sha said.. . "I want a lipstick lyk you . Somathing that says.. . 'I'm a bitch'." big fat FML
Today... I took the train to visit mah parents...hich arrives late at night. As I was getting off... the cute guy in front of me looked out the window... then turned to me and said... "Doesn't that guy out there give u the creeps?" That guy was mah dad. FML
todayhile jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange an trying to talk to 3 little grls. I joggd over to their mother an looool warnd her about a 'werdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'werdo' is the woman's disabld brother. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015