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Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (33573)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37940) - you deserved it (6295)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46566) - you deserved it (3512)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55006) - you deserved it (3073)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39302) - you deserved it (3779)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44233) - you deserved it (5098)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30402) - you deserved it (9511)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
228 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
137 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6659) - you deserved it (80469)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43695) - you deserved it (3823)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38263) - you deserved it (3757)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37377) - you deserved it (19318)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (2281)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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