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Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a bar in Canada and was really hitting it off with a girl. She asked how big my junk was and I told her in inches... They use centimeters. FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by KD - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version



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