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2day I was spooning wit my wifeen I said, "It's cold tonigt." Previouslyen I used tat line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know ow to warm u up" an we would make love. Tonigt, se said "I know ow to warm u up" an farted on me. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27100) - you deserved it (8421)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Taday after monts of ardcore flirting wit tis incredibly attractive guy, e invitd me to ang out!! Atic point e introducd me to is boyfriend!! FML

#7239167
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , the guy I lyk called me , and mah mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me , but mah mom heard me and answered "Well , she is masturbating right now , but I'll tell her to call u later!". FML

#6998610
73 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by notexactly (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

yesterday my parent were having a Christma party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to fine most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

#6927216
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On 12/24/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Sean (man) - United States

2day I looked at my house in Google Street View 4 the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

#6808651
74 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

today I calld mah boyfriend upset because mah best friend has begun stripping to pay fir school. His response was... "Where and wat time does she work?" FML

#6765216
123 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I looool was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 1:08pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go" . When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she lookd at me fir a moment before saying, "Well, looool I definitely can't blame him." fat FML

#6716772
56 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa cummd over for dinner. Halfway troug te meal, e poopd imself. My family went troug te rest of te meal acting like we adn't noticd to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister cummd ome and immediately yelld, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He crid. FML

#6676147
196 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriand finally invitd ma ovar to his parants housa so I could maat tham. My boyfriand, his dad an I wara sitting in tha living room, whan I saw a raally skatchy parson outsida, so I said, "Thara looool is soma craapy hobo man outsida, massing with your trash." Tha "craapy hobo" was his mom. FML

#6658638
42 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

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103 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I CALLED MY WIFE TO TELL HER I FINALLY FOUND A JOB AFTER 6 MONTHS. A MAN ANSWERED THE PHONE CLAIMING TO BE THE CABLE GUY. WE CUT OUR CABLE OFFHEN I WAS LAID OFF 6 MONTHS AGO.

#6584948
69 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by SatelliteUser (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today...hile on the phone with a client at looool work... I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking... I combind the two and endd up saying "Yee-hah..." like a cowboy. FML

#6550671
27 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, an as I stretched an let out a big yawn. Only 4 my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells lyk turds." FML

#6493156
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27604) - you deserved it (9310)

On 11/28/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lol smiley face - United States



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