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Today , I tried to close my desk drawer by itting it wit my ip , lyk tey do in te movies. Everyting on my desk fell off. FML

#17618685
110 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, I was walking to looool the back office, an I didn't know mah manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

#17617939
109 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I playd a Jazz gig . It raind , making te tent te band performd under eavy wit water . Wen I steppd forward to play ma solo , te front end of te tent collapsd under te wiegt of te rain , drencing me . FML

#17617354
82 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by TheJazzKid - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today , while bitching some grl out 4 spilling coffee all over me looool , she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished , "I can understand your anger , big grls like u get grumpy when there hungry." big fat FML

#17606800
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On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma son was eating a plum. I was busy in te kitcen, an e came running in saying "Mummy ma plum is wet", I told im it was fine an bit a bit off to prove it. He lookd at me an said "No Mummy! Can u was it please, I droppd it in ma potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
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On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

YESTERDAY I WAS AT MY FAMILY REUNION. I'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FAMILY. I WALKED UP BEHIND MY HUSBAND AND SAID, "I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE." MY HUSBAND TURNED AROUND. IT WAS MY UNCLE WEREING THE SAME HAT AS MY HUSBAND. FML

#17601670
104 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

I went to a bar wit some friendsen ma wife textd me askingere I was. Not wanting er to know I was at a bar, I told er I was still at work. Se was sitting in te boot beind me. FML

#17594828
149 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

TODAY, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE SEXY IF E BIT ME ON TE LIPS. NORMALLY, I WOULD AVE ENJOYD IT, IF TE LIPS IN QUESTION WERE TE ONES ON MA FACE. FML

#17591992
212 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was installing updates on mah 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raisd this freak. fat FML

#17589386
681 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Brd Dog." FML

#17583731
119 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today mah girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of mah upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

#17577684
159 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States



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