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Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decidd to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me 4 over an hour. "How about being frd?" mega FML

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heret later. looool If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for bieng absent.

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On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Realized Just How Much My Bad Sex Life Has Started Affecting Me, When After Not Bieng Able To Climax From Masturbating, I Instinctively Faked An Orgasm. FML

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109 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to there parents and driver's license, it was a grl. big fat FML

#17780455
204 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

2DAY I WILL BE SLEEPING IN MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S LIVING ROOM. IT IS 90 DEGREES. THERE IS AN AIR CONDITIONER BUT IF YOU TURN IT ON , THE RACCOON LIVING IN THE WALL WILL GET PISSD OFF AN TRY TO CLAW THROUGH THE WALL. ONLY FIVE MORE NIGHT SWEATING MAH BALLS OFF OR IMAGINING RACOON HAVING ANGRY SEX. FAT FML

Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposd by painting his chest with ( marry me? ) and an arrow going down . The ring was attachd to his penis with a string . FML

#17743940
294 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today , my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

today I found a nota on tha front door of mah flat saying... "You laft yur kays in yur garaga door so I puttad tham in yur lattar box". Guasshara mah lattar box kay is. FML

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168 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by steph - China

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

TODAY... 4 THE 5TH DAY IN A ROW... I HAD TO KEEP MAH 7-YEAR-OLD HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SERECH HIS POOP BECAUSE HE "FORGOT" HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THINGS LIKE... IN THIS CASE... A SCREW THAT FELL OFF HIS SCOOTER. FML

#17735426
158 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by OopsMonkey - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE ENGINEERS I WORK WITH BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WITH AN ENGINEERING DEGREE WORKING IN AN ENGINEERING COMPANY IS APPARENTLY EQUIVALENT TO A "SECRETARY FIR ENGINEERS." I AM THAT WOMAN. FML

#17734062
79 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
64 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got home from work to find mah wife asleep in her easy chair with mah two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was mah 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from mah dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML

#17731995
182 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 10:15pm - kids - by Randy - United States (Alabama)



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