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Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39648) - you deserved it (2386)

On 06/25/2012 at 4:32am - love - by singlesummer - United States (California)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44983) - you deserved it (4203)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38717) - you deserved it (3735)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31884) - you deserved it (6397)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:29am - health - by partypooper (man) - United Kingdom

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