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Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24860) - you deserved it (1905)

On 11/08/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

Today, going through my late grandmother's papers, I found out that my grandfather had never been in the Nazi party. The reason he was not allowed to work as a teacher was that he had never passed his university exams. He found an invented Nazi past less shameful than academic failure. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 7:32am - misc - by notanazigrandchildafterall (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML


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On 09/19/2015 at 1:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my scumfuck brother and his friends spent my baby sister's funeral snickering and telling dead baby jokes to one another. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 11:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML


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On 09/13/2015 at 10:07am - work - by jobless (man) - United States

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML


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On 09/06/2015 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML


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On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML


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On 08/30/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Waterer - United States (California)

Today, I found out that while my sister can somehow manage to keep an eye on and control her three preschool-aged children at the park, making sure nobody steals my dog from right beside her is just too big of a job. FML


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On 08/30/2015 at 9:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML


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On 08/27/2015 at 8:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML


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On 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm - misc - by Schizomaniac (man) - United States

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered "Fucking tryhard." FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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