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tehaustiebear
  • Town/Country : San Diego, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 487
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tehaustiebear : A very little bit about myself (Austin being my name);

I try to keep a good heart.

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Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27552) - you deserved it (5265)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5773) - you deserved it (38945)

On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

#5629622 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (16282) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (156027) - you deserved it (31494)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:37am - animals - by Rhyno - United States (New York)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50513) - you deserved it (283718)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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