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teethingtom
  • Town/Country : Texas, US
  • Title : Mister
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Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24339) - you deserved it (3091)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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