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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5324
  • Number of comments : 617
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

#21343763
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6402) - you deserved it (357)

On 01/25/2015 at 12:01am - misc - by Earplugged (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15211) - you deserved it (1076)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15912) - you deserved it (1071)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (2237)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (3203)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21104) - you deserved it (2653)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

#21342840
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24082) - you deserved it (1887)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

#21342125
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27067) - you deserved it (6602)

On 01/22/2015 at 6:32am - health - by unsuspectingmom - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all 3 campuses of the state college. FML

#21342027
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (2180)

On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

#21341948
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27178) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

#21341448
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28638) - you deserved it (2454)

On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML

#21340977
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26131) - you deserved it (7558)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:16pm - love - by FootInMouth - South Africa

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

#21340816
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (3352)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

#21340194
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27592) - you deserved it (6166)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

#21340122
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34476) - you deserved it (2326)

On 01/19/2015 at 8:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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