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Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (17612) - you deserved it (2282)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML


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On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML


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On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML


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On 02/01/2016 at 1:07am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML


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On 01/31/2016 at 3:13am - work - by onlyjuggalos (man) - United States

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral I was told to man up. FML


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On 01/30/2016 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML


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On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML


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On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML


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On 01/24/2016 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents forced me to write a thank you letter to my uncle who passed away a week after Christmas. FML


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On 01/18/2016 at 5:04pm - misc - by Well, shit - United States (California)

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML


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On 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML


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On 01/16/2016 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML


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On 01/15/2016 at 11:25am - love - by Really (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML


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On 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by notmyfault - United States (Indiana)

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