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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3689
  • Number of comments : 548
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. FML

#21321170
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13607) - you deserved it (1566)

On 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm - love - by sexualpopcorn - United States (California)

Today, I had to find simple words to explain to the idiot I was tutoring that "1/4" is not of a greater value than "1/3" just because the denominator is bigger. FML

#21321107
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11981) - you deserved it (2257)

On 12/20/2014 at 8:16pm - kids - by Mightaswelltutordogs (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

#21321099
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15906) - you deserved it (1375)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my 7-year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of the supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14397) - you deserved it (1614)

On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

#21320982
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13748) - you deserved it (1566)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:45pm - love - by KalaKa (man) - United States

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22901) - you deserved it (2661)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

#21320813
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21390) - you deserved it (1696)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22809) - you deserved it (3056)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22221) - you deserved it (1607)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25631) - you deserved it (1954)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

#21320480
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22505) - you deserved it (2728)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21286) - you deserved it (3659)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

#21320377
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22756) - you deserved it (2758)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, the lady whose son I babysit sent me a text, saying she left a gift for me for all the hard work I've done. I found a beautifully-wrapped box where she said the gift was. It turned out my actual gift was cookies sitting right next to it. FML

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27741) - you deserved it (2306)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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