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About teekay298 : im 18, about to graduate high school, going to lamar university. pretty bored, played soccer and its over for not until i get to college. bored like me, text me if u want, 4093927102. haha ladies only lol
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML
Saturday 1 March 2014