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teekay298

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1101
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About teekay298 : im 18, about to graduate high school, going to lamar university. pretty bored, played soccer and its over for not until i get to college. bored like me, text me if u want, 4093927102. haha ladies only lol

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teekay298's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

by elevatorjerk / 09/02/2009 at 9:01am / United States / Work

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

by who_could_it_be / 08/06/2009 at 9:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

by babasheep / 06/20/2009 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2009 at 11:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy