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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1079
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About teekay298 : im 18, about to graduate high school, going to lamar university. pretty bored, played soccer and its over for not until i get to college. bored like me, text me if u want, 4093927102. haha ladies only lol

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Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43888) - you deserved it (13452)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (547449)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41926) - you deserved it (4576)

On 06/20/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by babasheep - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61670) - you deserved it (332083)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML


I agree, your life sucks (8402) - you deserved it (27875)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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