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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 November 1991 (24 years)
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About tee_el_see : My life consists of work. And school. Couldn't be more lame.

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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63462) - you deserved it (24866)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

#1793303
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33280) - you deserved it (51085)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14840) - you deserved it (66866)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (44264)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20195) - you deserved it (53541)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (52924)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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