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technochik3
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About technochik3 : Just a girl attempting to entertain her own life with the stories of fateful tragedies that occur in others.

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Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12384) - you deserved it (44355)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24826) - you deserved it (3393)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML

#18012218
110 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by BackAndForth (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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96 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15692) - you deserved it (22420)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
190 comments

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