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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 869
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

#11940720
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I agree, your life sucks (32221) - you deserved it (7342)

On 07/17/2010 at 10:54am - misc - by killer (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5192) - you deserved it (33749)

On 01/19/2010 at 6:51am - work - by Stilljobless (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
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I agree, your life sucks (11710) - you deserved it (49485)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38106) - you deserved it (5861)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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