Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

teamlightskin

Search for a member

teamlightskin

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 963
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About teamlightskin : Imperfection is beauty

teamlightskin's page activity

Visits<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 6:00pm<b>abattior</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:06pm<b>MrKronos</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 2:40am<b>sh07</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 4:01pm<b>cats54321</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 10:47pm<b>Peter_Ohnigian</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 9:49am<b>AlexaWuzHere</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 7:56pm<b>tartar18</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:46am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 11:26pm<b>KatlynBrooke</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 4:24am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 3:03pm<b>telli164</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 8:55am<b>mat_sib</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 2:16pm<b>Kiki242</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 11:34am<b>temoch</b> - the 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm<b>jake_lq91</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 12:45am<b>bbanmen</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 1:48am<b>shivamtrivedi</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 12:11pm

teamlightskin's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of teamlightskin's badges

teamlightskin's favorite FMLs

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80102) - you deserved it (24584)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

#20418972
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39792) - you deserved it (5759)

On 12/24/2012 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

#20418077
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10661) - you deserved it (36715)

On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55454) - you deserved it (9863)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

#20198660
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23745) - you deserved it (1539)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML

#20197527
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (1562)

On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML

#20158567
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23963) - you deserved it (2474)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

#20043967
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29364) - you deserved it (2473)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

#19925066
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14478) - you deserved it (32790)

On 07/11/2012 at 8:02pm - money - by Ashley - United States (New York)

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

#18907023
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24247) - you deserved it (5818)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19918) - you deserved it (43704)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32857) - you deserved it (3646)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

#17362990
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32578) - you deserved it (11422)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (3926)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8276) - you deserved it (50776)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: