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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1291
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

today I was leaving mah friends' apartment in mah mom's car and I backed into a fre hydrant. I lied and told mah mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fre hydrant. FML

#20824837
72 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by why me?? - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Was Washing Up In A Public Bathroom, When I Looked Up 4 A Second And Saw A Kid In The Mirror Staring Back At Me. I Gasped, As I Thought The Place Had Been Empty. He Whispered, "It's Time To Die." I Screamed And Ran Out, Only To Hear Him Burst Out Laughing Behind Me. FML

#20817313
109 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by lights on forever (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML

#20817265
133 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

#20816318
116 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I TOOK A RUN IN TE WOODS!! ALMOST ALFWAY TROUG, I STARTD TO FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING TO FAINT!! I WAS SO DIZZY TAT SIGT WAS GETTING BLURRY!! I WENT TO SIT DOWN ONAT SEEMD LIKE A ROCK!! IT WASN'T A ROCK!! IT WAS A UGE SNAPPING TURTLE!! FML

#20812086
73 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , my family and I went to feed carrots to te giraffes at te zoo. After I finised my first cup of carrots , I turned back to get some more. Suddenly , I was jerked back and a cunk of my air was ripped out. Te giraffe mistook te orange barrette in my air fir a carrot. FML

#20809312
79 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Cuz I Refusd To Shave Off What My Wife Calls My "pedo 'stache", She Paintd "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van. Fat FML

#20807393
107 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY HORSE FARTED AN SCARED ITSELF, THEN RAN ALL THE WAY UP THE HILL AN WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL I FELL OFF. MEGA FML

#20807336
76 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my pone went off, reminding me to take my birt control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. Te ringtone ad been canged to my boyfriend singing "It's birt control time, birt control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (9340)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends . We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like . Right as we started playing, 4 some unearthly reason mah body decided to let out a little pee . I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet . He did . real FML

#20804466
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53170) - you deserved it (17254)

On 07/26/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend's dream cummed true; he had always wanted looool to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a herloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

#20804404
86 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 9:09am - intimacy - by amiezingme - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, an he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." real FML

#20803390
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61056) - you deserved it (7291)

On 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm - love - by sucksatlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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