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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah husband an I went for our 20 week scan an found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

#20952357
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51580) - you deserved it (4582)

On 11/10/2013 at 5:28am - kids - by Naomi - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I got a call from mah husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after bieng caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

#20951750
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65154) - you deserved it (4832)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... somebody broke into mah car... just to steal the obviously fake $1...000...000 bill hanging from mah rear-view mrror. FML

#20951747
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43838) - you deserved it (10693)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I was in a public restroomhen my almost-2-year-old figurd out how to open the door an run out. Half-a-dozen stranger watchd me scramble to pull up my pants an moon everyone before running after her. FML

#20948920
101 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML

#20948659
138 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today , at a grocery store , a man cummd up to meile I was picking out apples anisperd in my ear , "Tat's ow Snow Wite did." FML

#20947922
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43916) - you deserved it (3996)

On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I woke up to my cat slowly dragging er paw looool across my face. I opend my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inc from my face. It was still twitcing. FML

#20908715
99 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by animal lover... -

Yastarday, I movad into a naw housa, I couldn't halp but notica a car alarm going off, so I invastigatad my naighbors. Turns out it's thair bird. It imitatas chainsaws, car alarms, and much mora. FML

#20908147
77 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 9:51am - animals - by Mike Messenger - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a dinnar data with a guy I raally lika!! I guass I was on my phona too much cuz halfway through tha data ha sant ma a taxt saying how much my half of tha bill would ba!! FML

#20904456
319 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

#20901637
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52611) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today , I found tiny little maggots in the bristles of mah toothbrush. I have no idea how long they've been there.

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
170 comments

TODAY , I REALIZED THE ONLY ( PERSON ) I HAVE TALKED TO IN THE LAST TWO DAYS IS SIRI. FML

#20891258
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (7832)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:34am - misc - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with husband . When he got off work, I said, "The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant . From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, fetus already has a sibling . FML

#20889450
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66183) - you deserved it (6393)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML

#20889434
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51142) - you deserved it (34395)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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