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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About teamgarza7m : my name is frankie i bmx race motorcross wakeboard and a bunch of other crap message if u want

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Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (3197)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46336) - you deserved it (4081)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41941) - you deserved it (3635)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

#16809591
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26453) - you deserved it (5351)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by Username - United States (Iowa)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27144) - you deserved it (3452) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44498) - you deserved it (4595)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42188) - you deserved it (14174)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10475) - you deserved it (116581)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

#8799499
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (4301)

On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26250) - you deserved it (96529)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)



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