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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 705
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About teamgarza7m : my name is frankie i bmx race motorcross wakeboard and a bunch of other crap message if u want

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Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
708 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16303) - you deserved it (87428)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

#17009779
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36690) - you deserved it (2831)

On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML

#17008164
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30110) - you deserved it (3083)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

#17001302
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8206) - you deserved it (70564)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36110) - you deserved it (3237)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5704) - you deserved it (84472)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28545) - you deserved it (3072)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (6909)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

#16980502
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22435) - you deserved it (7230)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31112) - you deserved it (7473)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30670) - you deserved it (3774)

On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

#16893359
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41541) - you deserved it (7937)

On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45759) - you deserved it (2971)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9429) - you deserved it (42770)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

#16879498
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7779) - you deserved it (47895)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:09am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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