Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 11/23/2015 at 7:54am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4998
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tea_brewer : pick me up and take me like a vitamin

tea_brewer's page activity

Visits<b>Live4funny</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Mons</b> - yesterday at 5:32pm<b>elbrowntown21</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 5:39am<b>blackfire20</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 8:17pm<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 3:15am<b>CuriousYel1ow</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 1:38pm<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 3:23pm<b>kkmwong</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 10:26am<b>brentt2711</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 9:42am<b>TrevBran1</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 2:28am<b>DJ109</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:06am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 11:21am<b>purplehair</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:21pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 1:44am<b>xDarylDixonx</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:59am<b>PeterCapaldi</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 6:47pm<b>oconneld</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 8:51am<b>minimanion</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 11:49pm

Fucked!<b>blackfire20</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 4:21pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:18pm<b>xDarylDixonx</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 11:50am<b>jgilmanx13</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 3:14am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:27am<b>AustinDenton</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 4:11pm<b>Pandaburr1</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:36am<b>lex4500</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:28pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:58pm<b>HondaBeans</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 10:37am<b>baybkayks</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:49am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 9:06am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 10:55pm<b>BL3SStheFALL3N</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:54am<b>goatcheese4you</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:13am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:44am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:58pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:17pm

tea_brewer's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

See all of tea_brewer's badges

tea_brewer's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15197) - you deserved it (19550)

On 10/16/2015 at 12:03pm - misc - by not as easy as pie - United States (California)

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46129) - you deserved it (15395)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19670) - you deserved it (28421)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17182) - you deserved it (35710)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by 2old4thiscrap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59051) - you deserved it (11368)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: