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tea_brewer

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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4871
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tea_brewer : pick me up and take me like a vitamin

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tea_brewer's favorite FMLs

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

#20922788
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43804) - you deserved it (14523)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

#10707989
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18897) - you deserved it (27528)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

#6664600
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16747) - you deserved it (35182)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by 2old4thiscrap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

#1444188
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57404) - you deserved it (11029)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)



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