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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (22 years)
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Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML


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