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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)
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