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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 January 1980 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1227
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tdub10 : Lol... Im an fml junkie who is the best in the world at what I do.

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tdub10's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20414) - you deserved it (53962)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (54955)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25328) - you deserved it (32401)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58501) - you deserved it (10639)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML

#13971159
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30153) - you deserved it (7894)

On 11/25/2010 at 3:36am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

#13937569
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35705) - you deserved it (7910)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

#12655569
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28327) - you deserved it (6979)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)



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