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by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML
by painfulintercourse / 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML
by carwife / 08/21/2010 at 12:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my mom got a jukebox. She hasn't stopped playing the music on a high volume for the past two… Today, I discovered our dog anxiety-sharts in his sleep. I found this out after a couple nights of… Today, my grandmother forced me to help her clean a house, which she knows makes me sick. I wonder…