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Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (1243)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18060) - you deserved it (2816)

On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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