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Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

#19333832
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I agree, your life sucks (17825) - you deserved it (3486)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21792) - you deserved it (1980)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (3122)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23778) - you deserved it (2415)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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138 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML



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