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yesterday I still can't find a job to support myself . The only experience I have is a month looool in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17991) - you deserved it (3506)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine,hich I'd raked earlier that morning . FML

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On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at mah house. It was also the day mah mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," an that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

TODAY , MY HUSBAND LEFT FIR A TWO-WEEK TRIP. LAST NIGHT HE GAVE THE DOG A TREAT OF STEAK FAT AND GRISTLE. MY TREAT? I AM ON BD REST WITH MY PREGNANCY AND HELPLESS TO STOP THE RANCID DOG FARTS THAT ARE SILENT AND SMELL LIKE A BURNING SEPTIC TANK EXPLODD. FML



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