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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2864
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About tbro47 : Hey people my name is Tyler.
24 born raised and currently living in Southern Louisiana.
I'm a pure blooded Cajun and no, not every Cajun is an idiot missing half of their teeth.
Full time college student with a bachelors degree in psychology with a minor in criminal justice.
Now working on a second degree in marketing.
Hobbies are reading fantasy novels and doing some writing of my own that I hope to get published some day soon.
Feel free to message if you want to know more.

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Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20637) - you deserved it (4375)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, a tailgating idiot rear-ended me at a red light, then had the balls to say it was my fault for "driving too close" to his car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22922) - you deserved it (1304)

On 10/31/2015 at 6:20am - misc - by fuck off you fucking shitburglar (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27441) - you deserved it (5161) - Translated from the version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19547) - you deserved it (15679)

On 10/16/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by Namaslayed (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23366) - you deserved it (2104)

On 10/09/2015 at 12:58pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (1508)

On 10/08/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Traveler (man) -

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (2335)

On 10/06/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by spiderbaby - United States (California)

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20484) - you deserved it (3731)

On 10/02/2015 at 12:48pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21644) - you deserved it (4904)

On 10/02/2015 at 10:22am - misc - by soulaar - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23833) - you deserved it (1433)

On 09/27/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by WTF (man) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27422) - you deserved it (3915)

On 09/26/2015 at 12:10am - kids - by :| (woman) - New Zealand (Nelson)

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25952) - you deserved it (1740)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (1718)

On 09/16/2015 at 2:26pm - animals - by Urinator - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

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