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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 381
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Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42408) - you deserved it (5074)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

#14917396
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40395) - you deserved it (3718)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

#14811207
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35706) - you deserved it (4373)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm - love - by straightasaneedle (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14557) - you deserved it (26621)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

#14581374
52 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

#14364693
50 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

#14251637
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29446) - you deserved it (2823)

On 12/18/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Dopeboyfresh71 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
127 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML

#12725803
110 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

#12348223
190 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
369 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

#11283515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35136) - you deserved it (10537)

On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

#10851356
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45047) - you deserved it (6558)

On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML

#8634041
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (3317)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:37am - love - by loling (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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