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tbait92's favorite FMLs
by Sammy / 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by effyou / 02/10/2011 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Love
by straightasaneedle / 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm / Germany (Hessen) / Love
Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 1:21am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Dopeboyfresh71 / 12/18/2010 at 8:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
by chi-huaHUA / 12/04/2010 at 2:08am / United States / Animals
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
by DyingOfShame / 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
by ditched?? / 08/06/2010 at 5:05am / United States / Love
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
by Broken / 08/03/2010 at 8:11am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Love
by Stevo / 06/18/2010 at 3:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by love_today / 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
by loling / 02/25/2010 at 4:37am / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked… Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for… Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've…