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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 10:22am - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States
Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Username - United States
Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)
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