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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 3:01am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Just_Me_88 / 02/14/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Love
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm / United States / Love
by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
by brokeandalone / 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 10/11/2011 at 10:22am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
by ForeverAlone / 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 3:16am / United States / Money
by Username / 08/01/2011 at 12:41am / United States / Animals
Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 10:05am / United Kingdom / Health
by ugly / 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Username / 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Tyler / 05/06/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Work
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…