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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 385
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39741) - you deserved it (27466)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21091) - you deserved it (1872)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
92 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
103 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41647) - you deserved it (2658)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011
209 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (2855)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML

#17958984
103 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 10:22am - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

#17752355
58 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

#17467108
109 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 3:16am - money - by Username - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

#17327008
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25641) - you deserved it (2291)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Username - United States

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
109 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
167 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

#16063941
153 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)



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