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Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
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I agree, your life sucks (9160) - you deserved it (85760)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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456 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

#7789192
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9949) - you deserved it (25810)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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269 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

#873760
148 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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