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tazmanmike2013

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About tazmanmike2013 : Hey all! I enjoy reading others misfortunes and getting a good laugh out of everyday stupidity. I'm a HUGE baseball fan, love the Cardinals and the Red Sox! Baseball season come soon I can't wait for April 1st. Want to chat? Hit me up, I'll talk to just about anyone.

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

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