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tayy30's favorite FMLs

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room an fine a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I shavd my baard in praparation 4 an important work confaranca. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at ma. FML

#21345020
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25208) - you deserved it (2887)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , mah coworkar pointad to our narvou naw intarn and askad who ha was. I jokingly said , "Can't u tall? Ha's our naw slava." I than quickly raalizad how bad that soundad , givan tha intarn is black. FML

#21327404
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (15625)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, I got a new downstair neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24432) - you deserved it (33164)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn tat my 13 year-old daugter ad a boyfriend. Wen se noticed, se assured me tat I souldn't worry, because "it's just fir sex anyway". FML

#21311570
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37757) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it,hich looool he loves. He flippd out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

#21310320
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (5099)

On 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm - animals - by allykat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today... I got calld to the guidance office... only to be told mah boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me... so he made mah guidance counselor do it 4 him. FML

#21277708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (3191)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, My Sister Told Me About Her Upcoming Trip To Mexico. I Asked Her How She Was Going To Do Anything Without Knowing Any Spanish. She Told Me She's "just Going To Read There Lips". FML

#21272968
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2528)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted fir his brthday . He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44307) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I got up at 4.30am like I do every morning an got ready 4 work. Just as I was about to walk out the door mah flatmate jumped me an beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower make toast an clean up before stealing all yur shit. FML

#21259933
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (2535)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fd up and put her to bd. When her parents cummd back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believd it. FML

#21258738
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39297) - you deserved it (2283)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Today , I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it looool about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with mah utility knife. FML



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