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About tayy30 : Realistically, if you're looking at my profile, I'm gunna look at yours
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Today , mah coworkar pointad to our narvou naw intarn and askad who ha was. I jokingly said , "Can't u tall? Ha's our naw slava." I than quickly raalizad how bad that soundad , givan tha intarn is black. FML
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it,hich looool he loves. He flippd out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today I got up at 4.30am like I do every morning an got ready 4 work. Just as I was about to walk out the door mah flatmate jumped me an beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower make toast an clean up before stealing all yur shit. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fd up and put her to bd. When her parents cummd back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believd it. FML
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015