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tayxlovesxchu
  • Town/Country : fergettaboutit, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tayxlovesxchu : call me... taylor my lovelies. thats all.

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Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21859) - you deserved it (12623)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (24645)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31652) - you deserved it (7552)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20929) - you deserved it (5146)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)



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