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Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (5150)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML


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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the fake me got more birthday greetings than the real me. FML


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On 05/26/2012 at 5:17am - love - by TheL1nds - Australia (New South Wales)

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