About taytaylal : Hello stalker. Or person who accidentally pressed my picture. My name would be Taylor. I'm 14 years of age and I like to comment on fmls because of OPs stupidity or someone else's stupidity. I honestly don't care about my grammar or spelling so please shut up and don't correct my grammar or spelling. Also, I use my iPod 99.9% of the time so I will not receive your direct messages. Thanks and Get off my page.
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taytaylal's favorite FMLs
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
by fordneagles / 06/11/2012 at 1:56am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by explainer / 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
by boopadoop / 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by TurtleTeacher / 10/14/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Alaska) / Geek