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taylorsiebers
  • Town/Country : Orangevale, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About taylorsiebers : I'm a musician. Love video games like; Left 4 Dead, Battlefield, Gears of War, Call of Duty, & Halo.
Metal music, ftw.
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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (182200) - you deserved it (25555)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54172) - you deserved it (424735)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)



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