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Yesterday, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm ( a liar and a cheating bastard . ) I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me . FML
Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML
Today..!! I was at Walmart when I saw mah grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines!! Wanting to surprise him..!! I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle!! Up close..!! I realized he wasn't mah grandpa!! mega FML
today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML
Today I told mah boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious he's been sereching fir high-calorie foods fir babies. FML
Today, mah female room-mate decidd to throw away mah xbox, along with a few other possessions cuz they remindd her of her ex. Furiously, I askd her if ( it was that time of the month again. ) Now I can't feel mah balls, and miss mah games. FML
TODAY... I REALIZD I'VE LIVD ALONE TOO LONG. I READ 'HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS' TO MAH CAT. I USD EXPRESSION IN MAH VOICE... AND I MADE SURE HE COULD SEE THE PICTURES. MY SON CALLD... AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT. HE GAVE ME THE NUMBER 4 THE LOCAL PSYCHIATRIC WARD. FML
2day some girl puncd me in te face an left a uge purple bruise. Apparently er boyfriend as been ceating on looool er wit me because se always sees im walking me ome. Her boyfriend is my older broter wo didn't boter telling er wo I was because ( e wantd to see wat se would do. ) FML
Today I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with an I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around an gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting fir the weekend? FML
Friday 27 March 2015