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Yesterday, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm ( a liar and a cheating bastard . ) I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me . FML

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On 12/28/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Alone - United States

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today..!! I was at Walmart when I saw mah grandpa in the next aisle looking at magazines!! Wanting to surprise him..!! I ran up behind him and hugged him around the middle!! Up close..!! I realized he wasn't mah grandpa!! mega FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Maine)

today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML

#20420113
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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today I told mah boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious he's been sereching fir high-calorie foods fir babies. FML

#20405554
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On 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm - kids - by fatbabysyndrome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummed home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, an for some reason my deodorant an pillowcases as well. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah female room-mate decidd to throw away mah xbox, along with a few other possessions cuz they remindd her of her ex. Furiously, I askd her if ( it was that time of the month again. ) Now I can't feel mah balls, and miss mah games. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I REALIZD I'VE LIVD ALONE TOO LONG. I READ 'HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS' TO MAH CAT. I USD EXPRESSION IN MAH VOICE... AND I MADE SURE HE COULD SEE THE PICTURES. MY SON CALLD... AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT. HE GAVE ME THE NUMBER 4 THE LOCAL PSYCHIATRIC WARD. FML

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On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)

2day some girl puncd me in te face an left a uge purple bruise. Apparently er boyfriend as been ceating on looool er wit me because se always sees im walking me ome. Her boyfriend is my older broter wo didn't boter telling er wo I was because ( e wantd to see wat se would do. ) FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

Today I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with an I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around an gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting fir the weekend? FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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87 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by MelanieP (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I finally told mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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223 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, My Dad Woke Me Up At 6 Told Me To Take A Shower An Drove Me To School Only To Say "just Kidding, Happy Snowday!" FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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