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  • Town/Country : Columbus, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About taylorbrown97 : Taylor. From the cornfields of Ohio. Ohio State University student as an Evolution and Ecology major. Long term goal is a Ph.D. in Evolution, Ecology, and Organismal Biology.

I'm a conservationist who plans on working someday to help protect both species and ecosystems from human encroachment/harm. My passion is reversing the impact that humans have made on this Earth (AKA destroying important species, species interactions, habitats, etc.) through my future work as an ecological researcher. By studying species interactions, I hope to learn more about them in order to better preserve them. Plus they're fucking cool. Some of the most interesting species interactions can be briefly summarized by this quote: "Evolution, go home, you're drunk."

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