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Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31949) - you deserved it (3060)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40544) - you deserved it (4582)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (220104) - you deserved it (28780)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)



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