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taybear0
  • Town/Country : Houston, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47178) - you deserved it (4786)

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