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taybear0

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50925) - you deserved it (5567)

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