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taybear0

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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taybear0's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

#21371675
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31187) - you deserved it (5844)

On 03/10/2015 at 4:03am - love - by TooMuchAnxiety (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

#20816836
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51792) - you deserved it (5661)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:53am - love - by tkghan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65327) - you deserved it (9248)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)



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