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tatiee
  • Town/Country : NYC., United States.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tatiee : Bi-Racial. Bi-Sexual, I think..
Frappés. Hershey's Kisses. Soccer.
Boys. Girls. FMLs. Android. Apple.
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Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

#14282148
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19139) - you deserved it (36032)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by fail (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45884) - you deserved it (5373)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11053) - you deserved it (48255)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

#13823567
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10856) - you deserved it (31139)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42297) - you deserved it (13768)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22667) - you deserved it (46066)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML

#6160580
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5076) - you deserved it (24893)

On 11/04/2009 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Metime (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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