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Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (12264)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32098) - you deserved it (10726)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50985) - you deserved it (4761)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

#12143188
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38587) - you deserved it (16145)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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445 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065
295 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
445 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39869) - you deserved it (85506)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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